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Code Monkey

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Code monkey like funny nerdcore song.

Thanks for all you do, Jonathon Coulton!

The future of energy, back-of-the-envelope edition

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

The future of energy

<click here to skip the equations and go straight to the upshot>

* The energy to vault one kilogram of something into orbit around the sun:
about 1500 watt-hours

(Determined by the kinetic energy equation, 1/2 mass * velocity squared, applied to the earth’s escape velocity of 11.2 kilometers/second. Wolfram alpha did my computation.)

* The energy produced by one kilogram of the new thin-film solar cells: 400 watts.

* The amount of time clouds, night, etc. obscure sunlight for a solar cell in orbit: approximately 0%.

* The amount of time a thin film solar cell would need to pay back the energy to put it into orbit, assuming a 1% efficiency of the launch mechanism: 375 hours, or about two weeks.

* The amount of solar energy reaching earth’s orbit: about 1300 watts/square meter.

* Thin film solar cell efficiency: over 15%

* The area available at the distance of earth’s orbit for solar cells (omitting light that actually hits earth): 2.8 * 10^23 square meters

The upshot

* The energy available from orbital thin film solar cells: 15% * 1300 watts/m^2 * 2.8 * 10^23 m^2 = 5 * 10^16 gigawatts (That’s 50 million billion gigawatts, or about 7 million gigawatts per person on earth.)

Of course, the limiting factor there is the mass available to make thin film:

The mass of the earth6 * 10^24 kilograms

The mass of the proposed solar cell array enveloping the sun: 5 * 10^16 gigawatts / 400 watts per kilogram= 1.25 * 10^23 kilograms

So it would require about 1/60th the mass of the earth to build the system, assuming that 1/60th of the earth was made of suitable stuff for making high yield thin film solar cells.  It is also ignoring maintenance, mass of delivery vehicles, etc.

On the other hand, it’s also not assuming any advances from today’s technology, and I was quite conservative on the efficiencies used in the equations.

That should hold us until we figure out how to convert matter directly into energy (or convert matter directly into antimatter, which is essentially the same thing).

Heathrow requires naked pictures to fly

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Original title: “Flying: now with more nudity”

If you want to get on a plane in London, you have to let the government take nude video of you, your spouse and your children.

Flying is far less dangerous than driving. Flying in the nineties and noughties is less dangerous than flying in the seventies and eighties.

Then, of course, there’s the fact that nudie scanners don’t detect bomb parts, anyway.

I hope at least that TSA, flight attendants, pilots, and other people working in secure area of terminal are required to be nudie-scanned every time they come into their workplace. After all, it would be very easy to bring a bomb in as a quickie-mart clerk and hand it off to a passenger.

Of course, that’s disingenuous. I do hope that they’re required to be scanned, because rules should apply to everyone; that’s how we recognize the idiotic nature of rules like this one.

Let me repeat all of that; it’s important:

  • nude video is taken of ALL travellers through Heathrow
  • flying is much safer than driving
  • flying is safer now than it was 20 years ago
  • nudie scanners don’t work, anyway

I should point out that nudie scanners are also called millimeter scanners or terahertz scanners. I think nudie scanner more accurately conveys what they do, though.

Before you fly (or even buy tickets)

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Visit Aviation Consumer Protection Home Page from the US Department Of Transportation.  You have to click the “most recent report” link, then click the top “PDF Version” link in the Reports Issued in 2009 section.

Your reward for navigating their Byzantine site is tables ranking US air carriers by customer complaints, on-time percentage, etc.  If your carrier doesn’t even show up in the list, you’re screwed. (Note that Delta doesn’t show up in ANY of the lists.)

Examples (data from November 2009):

Complaints (per 100,000 Customers)
1.  Southwest  0.20
2.  Pinnacle  0.22
3.  Hawaiian  0.29
4.  Alaska  0.32
5.  ExpressJet  0.38
6.  Skywest  0.56
7.  Atlantic Southeast  0.68
8.  Frontier  0.76
9.  Mesa  0.80
10.  JetBlue  0.80
Ontime Performance (percent)
1.  Hawaiian  94.1
2.  Alaska  90.0
3.  Southwest  89.1
4.  Frontier  89.1
5.  JetBlue  88.7
6.  Continental  88.4
7.  US Airways  87.9
8.  United  87.9
9.  Skywest  87.5
10.  ExpressJet  87.3
Baggage Handling (per 1,000 Customers)
1.  AirTran  1.36
2.  Frontier  1.74
3.  Hawaiian  1.90
4.  Continental  2.01
5.  US Airways  2.14
6.  Northwest  2.18
7.  JetBlue  2.26
8.  ExpressJet  2.50
9.  Southwest  2.76
10.  United  3.00

Lungless frog species found in Indonesia

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Another old draft that I never posted…

My friend Lee Ann sent me a link to this, and I thought “this is just the kind of crap my readers like!” (Hello to both of you!).

It’s a species of frog found in Indonesia that has no lungs – it lives in oxygen rich waters, and it just breathes through its skin.

Twinkletoes

Friday, March 17th, 2006

This kid is playing DDR on some ludicrously high level while juggling. Must see to believe.

Links removed – the site has been taken over by pornography (and it’s not even good pornography). The video name is Qhrome-SoDeep0-3085.wmv if you want to try to search for it.

Where your tax dollars go

Friday, March 17th, 2006

This beautiful graphic shows where your tax dollars go, by department and then by program within the department. This size of the circles is proportional to the dollars spent.

Too bad he didn’t show the deficit and debt for comparison. Of course, I guess the debt would pretty much crowd everything else off the chart.

Count the muscles in a frown for yourself

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

This freaky face-stretching Flash app shows you what a face looks like when various muscles are contracted. The image here is from when the Frontalis (forehead muscles) are contracted. If you can figure out how to contract multiple muscles at once on the app, please post a comment.

Totally kick ass bioscience site

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Cell Biology Animation is a great little site if you can stomach flash. He has sterograms of amino acids, animated stereograms of deoxyribose-5-phosphate (a component of DNA), super-duper close up animations of mitochondria, and tons of other neat little microbiological tricks up his sleeve.

Neat-o!

Big Ole Mac Bitch

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Google Video is the shit.

I guess this fellow has a problem with Macs. He isn’t afraid to share. It’s all done in the style of a Mac advertisement, and it amuseth me greatly.

Sorry to post so much stuff that requires sound today. :-( But you shouldn’t miss this…