Archive for January, 2006

Colbert Report

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

There is a great article on The A. V. Club about the Colbert Report. If you don’t know about the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert plays a right-wing nut-case talk show host. The show is almost believable, given that many of those guys already seem like parodies of themselves, but the truthiness of the show occasionally comes through.

One of the things that caught my eye in the article is that Colbert was apparently a pretty avid D&D player in high school.

Octopussy indeed

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

Octopi are a lot more kick ass than you probably thought. These pics are from an octopus killing and eating a shark – click through for the video. The “kick ass” link is a giant octopus checking out a mini sub.

Wow. I mean, wow.

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Nikolay Valuev (the big one), a boxer from Russia, won the heavyweight championship. Coming in at seven feet tall and 323 pounds, he is both the tallest and the heaviest champion in history.

This picture is not photoshopped. The guy really is that big.

Parody of MPAA DVD warnings

Friday, January 27th, 2006

“Proceeds from the sale of this media may be used to fund a private militia of off-duty police officers who march through major municipal areas, wearing FBI-type jackets marked “MPAORIAA”, and use strong-arm tactics on American citizens.”

Frankly, the actual warnings look like parodies of themselves to me. Our copyright policy is nuts!

Beam me up, Gary

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Gary Reighn has set up a home theater that looks like the bridge of the Star Trek Enterprise.

This is a little too geeky even for me to do, but it sure looks cool! Inasmuch as the word ‘cool’ can apply to ‘things having to do with Star Trek’.

Duck Hunt 1945!

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

It’s a kill-or-be-killed Nazi dodging, duck hunting, extravaganza!

*This* is obviously the reason Flash was invented – so we can play the game in which Duck Hunt! (the game) meets 1945 (the game). If you thought shooting Nazis was fun, or you thought shooting ducks was fun, or even if you didn’t, this game is for you.

Future shock

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006


This just dumbfounded me, although I guess it shouldn’t. If you want a miniature of your Warcraft character, just nab the 3D model with OGLE and print out out with your handy-dandy 3D printer.

Of course, OGLE is a generic tool for grabbing 3D models from any program that can use OpenGL to display the models. Which is most of them. OGLE is also free, and Free.

So, build stuff in auto-cad, print it out at home, in 3D. The future is now.

Why isn’t Kinko’s offering this service yet?

Free Entertainment Clearinghouse

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Free AudioBooks

  • http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/screen_main.asp – Hundreds of audio books for free.

  • http://librivox.org/librivox-catalogue/ – Free classic audiobooks.
  • http://www.freeclassicaudiobooks.com/ – Lots of free classic audio books, read by a text-to-speech program. The best text-to-speech program I’ve heard, but still obviously not as good as a person.
  • http://www.unabridgedbooks.com/index.php/cPath/46 – Audio books – some for pay, some for free.

Pay AudioBooks (DRM-free mp3s)

  • http://www.telltaleweekly.org/ – Lots of classic audio books. I think all of them cost, but the charges are low.

Free Video

  • http://www.publicdomaintorrents.com/ – Hundreds of shows and movies that have fallen into the public domain, available for free download.

  • DVD Shrink – rip your DVDs to your PC so you can watch them at your leisure or build a media server a la Freevo or MythTV. href Tutorial

Pay Video

  • http://www.4flix.net/store/index.html – Movies & video shorts. A few for free, hundreds for $1.99 each. Mostly old or indie.

Free Music

  • http://www.fingertipsmusic.com/ – independent music review site, with links to mp3s

  • http://www.gigatracks.com/ – independent music review site, with links to mp3s
  • http://publicdomain4u.com/ – tons of random free mp3s
  • http://www.asianclassicalmp3.org/ – Asian Classical Music (!?!)
  • http://www.archive.org/audio/ – Live Music Archive, with free mp3s

There are tons more listed on this free music guide.

You can also try iRATE radio, a free Java application that tries to download (free) music you like based on how you rate the songs.

Free Text

There is lots more out there. Google has the answer.

Somebody get this kid some Nicorette

Monday, January 23rd, 2006


I don’t know much more than you do about this. This site shows a kid, about three years old, lighting up a cig.

His parents should be drawn and quartered.

If anyone can read the site and give a translation, I’m very interested.

You can check out the Altavista Babelfish translation. Just cut-n-paste the URL http://www.6park.com/life2/messages/4562.html and select Chinese-simp to English.

Practice a foreign language, for free!

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Memomo is a foreign language flashcard site, well implemented and with a nice understated html style, that you can use for free! You don’t even have to give them any information about yourself – the signup is just a username and password.

I plan on using it to brush up on my German & Spanish, and learn some Italian…statistics